Strangely enough with how busy I am and all that I have on my plate, I got done with most of my church stuff on Saturday at about 7:15. This was my goal, because it allowed me to go to the BIG PARTY of the year at my apartment complex.
Now, while there I was goofin off a little bit, helping clean up, and came over to talk to some people. A woman asked me, "Do you wanna get laid?"
With a jaw dropped and no response from me she gave me her Hawaiian flower necklace. Her boyfriend asked what she was doing. I am just giving this nice OLD man my laiegh she said.
OLD!
When did I get to be an OLD man? OLD!
Well I got done trading gift certificates so that they were all at Target, and then went to the store. I came to the conclusion they were right. I am getting old. Although, that is not necessarily ALL bad. But a lot of the raunchy hip-hop stuff that they were dirty dancing to in the dance contest seems a little young for me. I kept wondering why they would not play anything dancable. And then some 4th grade girl came running past me in some racy outfit and I started asking myself, what kind of parent lets their kids out of their house dressed that way in elementary school?
MY LIFESHOCK MOMENT: I am an old duffer at 31.
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The Hawaiian lei? Cool. Lucky that you got that; they're supposed to be amazing.
And Friar Tuck, you are only as young as you feel.
I hope 31 isn't old - I fast approach it!! How old was she?! Geez . . .
Friar - not old just still shockable. There out lot out there that shocks younger people than you!
You are definitely not old. If you are old, that makes me ancient and I don't feel ancient yet.
I would just say you are a young man with morals -- after all, you are a man of God.
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