Today is the day of the year when I bent over and take it from Uncle Sam.
So as I bend over and grab my ankles to get screwed over on my taxes, I hope all of you are having a bright and cheery day! But think of me and my torment having to pay a load of self-employment taxes with no children, no house, and no other significant write offs.
So to take off the edge from getting ripped a new one by the Fed, I have my orange juice and vodka ready to go--sorry Michael Jackson no Jesus juice for me--I need the hard stuff.
Of course I am joking about most of this. Kind of. Sort of. Maybe.
3 comments:
Oh goodness! I sure hope that everything works out okay. My fiance had the same trouble this year. Well, we aren't self employeed, but he still owed too!
I'll pray for you Clint. *hugs*
Well...we have all finished by now...hopefully. It was one of our earliest send offs in history...we efiled at 4:47pm today. We are in a different position than you...it must be tough not to be able to claim anyone. In a discussion on this subject between her single aunt and I, our 13 yr old said..."I will expect a little more respect around here! I am important at tax time!" On a side note...saw the movie Sahara tonight...one of my favorites in a while! Clint, hope you are recovering...from taxes I mean...
I'm going to fix me up a wee screwdriver, too, Clint and have a drink with you. It's a pleasure to know you.
Here's to Leonardo - and to you.
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